German Man Allegedly Gets 217 COVID Vax Shots & Scientists Are Now Studying Him

A European man is proudly boasting about receiving his 217th Covid vaccine shot and I don't know about you, but I can't WAIT for him to eventually get Covid (and turn out to be alright, of course.)

Re-read what I just wrote. TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN TIMES.

Scientists are now studying the unnamed 62-year-old German in an attempt to see WTF is going on inside of him.

A man received hundreds of doses of the Covid-19 vaccine. 

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According to a new report by researchers released in the latest edition of the Lancet Infectious Diseases medical journal, they found official evidence of "only" 134 different Covid injections for the man in 9 months. 

Data shows that multiple times the man received a shot every day for a two-week period - rotating which arm would be jabbed. In the end, the man claims that he has received 217 over a 29-month period and, honestly, I'd probably believe him.

Forget the Chinese bats, I think we just found Patient Zero for the next pandemic. Guy is walking around like Radioactive Man from the Simpsons, but the difference is God knows what's flowing through his body.

Remarkably, the guy still hasn't gotten Covid… but never say never!

Dr. Anthony Fauci loves when people get Covid vaccines. (Photo by Patrick Semansky-Pool/Getty Images)

Scientists say that despite the man having a ton of antibodies, they highly recommend NOT hitting up your local CVS and ripping a hundred-plus vaccines. Rightfully so, considering the CDC has now admitted that they lied when they said people who were vaccinated wouldn't get Covid. We now know that's not true - as even people with eight or nine boosters have gotten Covid multiple times. 

Just last week the CDC changed their isolation guidelines from five days to a single day for those who test positive for the virus - likening it to someone with the flu.

This guy's the Manchurian Candidate… but for Pfizer and Moderna. And we all know how that ended in the movie. 

Hopefully, he's not a blood donor because that's how the Zombie Apocalypse will start.