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Close your eyes for a second. I want you to imagine a beautiful Saturday around June 24th. I'm talking the bluest skies you've ever seen. You're enjoying a day in your pool. The Yacht Rock is pumping. You might even throw it on iHeart 80s to turn up the party vibe.
The drinks are flowing, you're smiling, your guests Brad & Kelly are smiling, everyone is laughing, sucking down Kirkland margaritas, just enjoying life. Your friends comment on your beautiful stripes and just how impressive your turf is looking.
Everyone salutes the lawn with their red cups filled to the top with Kirkland margaritas.
It's an incredible scene.
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Kelly is starting to get hammered. You've partied enough with Brad to know he'd drink and listen to iHeart 80s all night if you let him.
At some point, your wife suggests taking the party to the local cantina. Brad and Kelly are ready to party. Your wife is READY to get tuned up.
Hell yeah, you're ready to roll into a cantina and make a statement. That's when you go straight to the closet to pull out the 2024 TNML mowing polo, the most comfortable summer polo you own.
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As you walk that aisle and through the cantina's front door and straight into the bar, it's like the pop from a crowd when Stone Cold's glass-shattering music plays in an arena. The TNML polo has the cantina crowd yelling ‘Hell yeah!.’
Meanwhile, the guys who spent their Saturday mowing are a dead giveaway. They won't look you in the eyes. They know you've been partying at the pool. They know you're two handles of Kirkland margs deep. They know you're enjoying summer because you mow on the greatest day in the history of mowing – Thursdays.
The shame washes over them.
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Margs are ordered. Kelly orders a massive tableside guac bowl. Brad suggests shots. Your wife says she'll have Sex on the Beach. Kelly says make it a double.
People come up to you asking where you got the polo. Men are high-fiving you. It's a complete scene.
Trust me when I say your life will be transformed by mowing on Thursdays and wearing the league gear with pride. Transform your Saturdays. Transform your life.
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