Married California Man Can't Stop, Won't Stop Sleeping With Friends' Wives

A married Englishman who has called California home since the 90s is more interested in hanging out with his business partners' and friends' wives than he is with them.

There's a good reason for that.  He can't stop, won't stop sleeping with their wives.  His interest in the partners of others started long before he moved to Silicon Valley during the dot-com boom and started using his British accent to his advantage.

A California man says he can't stop sleeping with his friends' wives. (Image Credit: Getty)

He was just a teenager when he hooked up with one of his brother's girlfriends.  The now 56-year-old, who felt overshadowed by his older brothers, said, according to the NY Post, "I felt glorious, as though I was on top of the world."

"Sleeping with my brother’s girlfriend gave me an added frisson because I was having sex with someone he — one of the golden boys who monopolized my parents’ attention — cared for.  At last, I was the one in control."

Don't worry, his brother isn't the only one close to him that he's betrayed.  He is a married man and his wife isn't aware of his side quests, which are many decades in the making at this point.  His approach to the situation is simple, "No one gets hurt if no one finds out."

Those pesky vows don't mean much to the financial technology professional.  He's got other people's wives to sleep with and uses his unassuming looks to his advantage.

He's Accepted The Fact That He's Not Going To Be Able To Stop Sleeping With His Friends' Wives

"I work in financial technology — often crunched to ‘fintech’ — and in truth I hate these networking events," he continued.

"Fintech has a disproportionate number of men working in the industry and to say they are geeks is putting it politely.  But the one spark on the horizon is that these soirees are an opportunity to meet their better halves."

Despite the picture that has been painted, he's not completely heartless.  When he married his second wife four years ago, he made an effort to stop his extramarital activities.

Ultimately, he was unsuccessful and went back to his old ways.  The draw of being with a married woman proved to be too much.  He is, after all, merely a mortal man.

"I do try to be faithful, but the craving for sex with someone I shouldn’t be sleeping with sometimes overrides all rational arguments," he declared.

"The thrill is still there and occasionally I act on those impulses.  Given I’m now in my late 50s and have more years behind me than in front, that urge is unlikely to change."

Is it too much to ask for a guy in his late 50s to be able to continue to get away with sleeping with his friends' wives?  He made an effort.  What more can you ask?