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Imagine what Gus Malzahn was thinking after a big home win over LSU Halloween night and as he headed straight home. Such a win usually meant heading straight to Waffle House after leaving Jordan-Hare Stadium. It is a tradition he and his wife Kristi have had for nearly 25 years. Then COVID came along and ruined it all. Gus can no longer risk post-game trips to his beloved Waffle House. It has been so traumatizing for Gus and his wife that AL.com is out with a lengthy report on how the couple is dealing with these tough times.
“I’ll tell you what, I’m real disappointed I can’t go to my Waffle House after the game,” Malzahn said of the predicament COVID has put him in. “So, it’s a weird year, like we’ve talked about, in a lot of different ways.”
The tradition started while he was coaching at Shiloh Christian High School in Arkansas, and it has been part of his life ever since. The Malzahns giving up Waffle House in 2020 should tell you how seriously they’re taking COVID. They’re just trying to do their part to lay low and get a college football season in for the university.
According to AL.com, Gus always orders a “ham and cheese omelet with hashbrowns scattered (crispy), smothered (with sauteed onions), covered (with melted cheese) and chunked (topped with hickory-smoked ham), plus a side of bacon.” Maybe a side waffle here and there.
The couple tried to do Waffle House takeout, but it just wasn’t the same. Now Gus is left with Kristi whispering the words “fix yourself a sandwich” instead. It must be devastating to work 100 hours a week, face SEC team after SEC team, battle it out for four quarters and then know your work week won’t end with that cherished omelet. That’s enough to break a man.
Missing Waffle House on Halloween was particularly hard on the coach and his wife.
“That was a tough one,” Kristi lamented. “I think we did a little extra celebration after these last couple of years of really close losses (to LSU) and that ugh feel. It was nice to celebrate a big win, but it wasn’t the same.”
There’s possibly good news on the horizon for Gus and Kristi though. Pfizer and biotechnology company Moderna say they have vaccine candidates that have 94.5-95% efficacy and are ready for emergency authorization. Next year will bring better times for people around the world, and the Malzahns may once again restart their Waffle House tradition. Stay strong, everyone.
I am currently at the same Waffle House with Gus Malzahn! #WarEagle pic.twitter.com/mS0yJ13IUQ
— Bucky (@Buckys_the_name) September 11, 2016
If you aren't mad enough about this game… look at Gus Malzahn VANDALIZING a Waffle House Menu. #RollTide pic.twitter.com/oVdlCs2TJe
— AJ Spurr (@SpurrFM) November 24, 2018
Great to celebrate a win with @kristi_malzahn at our postgame hangout!
Thank you Auburn Family for a great turnout tonight!#WarEagle | #RidefortheBrand pic.twitter.com/qFyB8oNEKQ
— Coach Gus Malzahn (@CoachGusMalzahn) September 8, 2019
Celebrating a great day with @CoachGusMalzahn … With Waffle House of course! #WarEagle! #nsd2015. pic.twitter.com/1E7r0A2m7V
— Kristi Malzahn (@kristi_malzahn) February 5, 2015
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I would’ve stuck with ordering to go. Waffle house is good enough to where you can modify your tradition.
Takeout Waffle House is like takeout Mexican, that stuff has a shelf life of about 10 minutes before it turns to mush. Unless you’re crushing that Waffle House in your car, its going to be gross by the time you drive it home. Someone should turn Gus on to the pizza delivery business. Works pretty well in North Carolina. Maybe they’ll get it in Alabama someday. Warm that pizza up for 10 minutes in the oven with a side of BBQ chicken wings and you’re in business Sir.
Good comparison between breakfast takeout and Mexican. Hard to get Mexican food home, especially nachos. No thanks.
Nothing good happens at a Waffle House after 10:00 p.m. anyways.