Clay's Jon Gruden Diary: Day Two

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Dear Diary,

The offshore coaching odds markets continue to favor Jon Gruden as the next coach of the University of Tennessee, but Memphis's Mike Norvell is now the second most likely coach to be hired.

Please tell me this is just a cruel joke and that Tennessee is not going to make another mosquito dick coaching hire.

If Tennessee hires Mike Norvell I may have to retire as a Tennessee fan because I honestly can't take another four years of the same damn storyline from Derek Dooley and Butch Jones. "You have to give him time." And "He's building something special, it's too soon to judge him," and all this bullshit.

I honestly can't take another year of this.

Much less five or ten years.

Don't juice bar me, bro.  We need a helicopter dick coach and we need him now.

Here are the latest Tennessee coaching odds from Bet Online, which you can see for yourself here.























































































































































































































In related news, some haters in the national media are saying Tennessee fans pining for Jon Gruden are being delusional. But you know what? These are the same people who said man would never walk on the moon or that a 38 year old dad couldn't redefine male fashion by wearing a windbreaker/pullover combo from 2002 in 2017.

Well, boom!






It's Grudenator time, bitches.

Stay strong.*

*Seriously, if we hire Mike Norvell I am going to throw up. And if we hire Mike Fucking Bobo I might become an Ohio State or Alabama fan.






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Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021. One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines. Additionally, Travis serves as a co-host of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour conservative radio talk program syndicated across Premiere Networks radio stations nationwide. Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports. Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.