Clay Interrupts His Universal Studios Trip To Body Bag Seth Davis

Clay was at Universal Studios in Orlando this afternoon, trying to have a nice day with the family, when the COVID soldiers — including CBS basketball blue checkmark coronabro Seth Davis — launched a Holy Week assault.

Today’s sneak attack was coordinated by Tim Miller, who served as Jeb Bush’s campaign manager. Yes, the campaign that gave us the “please clap” moment. Miller has been trying to ‘own’ Clay for the last six months at least, and this is just the latest attack of Miller siccing his blue checkmark soldiers on Clay. This time, he did so while the Travis family tried to enjoy the Harry Potter ride and all the other Universal greats.

Davis, knowing it’s his moment to show he’s down with the blue checkmark coronabro war, jumped into action. Then it happened. Clay hit ‘tweet’ like a soldier pushing ‘fire,’ vaporizing a terrorist scumbag’s Toyota extended cab with a hellfire missile.

Carnage in the Twitter streets.

What’s this genocidal African dictator stuff? Seth’s dad is Clinton crony Lanny Davis. His history is well documented.

“The last time we heard from Lanny Davis, he was doing what he does best: representing a dictator,” The New Republic wrote in 2013. “This was all the way back in 2010, when Davis signed up with the Ivory Coast’s president, Laurent Gbagbo, who held on to power after losing an election. Davis claimed there was ‘documentary evidence’ that Gbagbo won. (He—Gbagbo, not Davis—is currently incarcerated in The Hague after nearly starting a civil war over succession).”

Clay wasn’t done with Seth. He still had time to wait in that long Harry Potter line. It’s worth it. That ride is great.

“By the way, I’m pretty sure this is the first murder ever committed while standing in line for the Harry Potter train at Universal Studios. (I mean hyperbolic murders, @SethDavisHoops, as opposed to the millions your dad took to cover up actual murders.) Happy holidays, bud,” Clay added. 

So far there’s been no further comment from Davis.


Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.


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  1. No disrespect but if that’s what you guys call “Owning someone”. That comes across as weak as hell. I thought he went up to his face talking shit like they were “about that life”. All we have is 2 middle aged non athletic guys spewing back and forth. Is this a burb thing?

  2. Yep. The infamous Lanny Davis. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. That is, unless you call yourself Mason and are rumoured to be a closeted homosexual.

  3. The “327K died of Covid” line is a lie. The majority died from a combination of things, of which Covid was one. How many would have died anyway this year? 100K? 200K? We’ll never know, but most were already sick. We DO have an idea of how many people have lost their businesses over these lockdowns which have done nothing to stop the spread. If anything, they have exacerbated the situation by forcing people to be restricted in close confinement…at home and in crowded Wal-Marts.

  4. Down goes Frazier!!!

    Hey Mason…I hope that $99 you stole from your mom to troll this site was worth the cold meatloaf you’re gonna be eating in her basement for the rest of your life. BTW…tell your mom to call me…she knows my digit.

  5. The d-bags on the thread ALWAYS fall back on the “small number until it’s your family” line. The survival rate is 99.98%. This virus would have run it’s course with similar fatality numbers IF we would have JUST LIVED OUR LIVES and gone out of the way to destroy 50% of small businesses.

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