Chuck Schumer Says Senators Must Decide if Trump Started an 'Erection'

Democrats have blamed Donald Trump for just about everything that has gone wrong since the start of 2017, and there's a strong chance Trump will receive blame for President Joe Bidens' upcoming mistakes too. The latest blame sent Trump's way is for an "erection."

"Make no mistake, Senators will have to decide if Donald John Trump incited the erection," Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer says.

Laugh now, but with the way that Articles of Impeachment are now written, inciting an erection could next be deemed a high crime and misdemeanor. I mean, if the Senate doesn't convict Trump, and he somehow runs and wins again in 2024, that could absolutely be an impeachable offense.

The news industry is worried that Washington will fail to produce headlines in a post-Trump era. However, if they need blunders to draw viewers, Biden, Schumer, Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi won't disappoint. (Unless you are Trevor Noah. Then you'd never joke about them, no matter what they did.)

Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi wonder if Russian president Vladimir Putin is behind the U.S. Capitol riot, while Schumer is concerned about, well, you saw.

What do you guys think? Is Trump guilty?