Joe Kinsey
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If Alabama’s new offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien is looking for a house to buy in Tuscaloosa, he might want to consider the 3,798 sq. ft. house that Steve Sarkisian’s looking to sell, now that he’s at Texas with a six-year, $34.2 million contract. The house, built in 2018, hit the market Friday with a listing price of $725,000.
If you ever wanted to play hardball with a real estate asking price, this just might be your best opportunity. The last thing Sark wants to worry about is whether you’ll raise your asking price $5,000 on a house he’ll never step foot in ever again. You have to figure realtor Alice Maxwell with Keller Williams Tuscaloosa was told to get this one sold quickly. If the furnishings are there, you have to believe Sark will throw those into the deal. Do you want the giant elephant print in the TV room? Ask for it.
From Sark’s realtor:
Gorgeous new listing with LAKE TUSCALOOSA views in newly developed Maison du Lac – a gated community conveniently located North of the River. Each floor has distinct luxury! The main living floor (or 2nd floor) features a huge, open living room/kitchen with antique wooden beams, high end commercial appliances, lots of windows – all while enjoying spectacular Lake Tuscaloosa views! In addition on this floor – there are also 2 bedrooms (one could be a study) with full bath. The 3rd level boasts a magnificent master suite w/a luxurious master bath, closet barn doors & more. The ground floor (also the “drive in” level) encompasses the garage, office/bonus/entertainment space, bedroom w/ full bath. For your convenience, an elevator has been installed in this one of a kind home!
Sark’s house is five miles from Bryant-Denny. The Fresh Market is 3.9 miles. Starbucks is 4.8 miles. It’s a college town. Sark’s pad is right in the heart of it all, if BOB decides to pull the trigger and get some of Steve’s mojo.
College town umm no thanks
I can’t get over the “house that landed on the Wicked Witch of the West” curb appeal.
Not tall enough.
It’s a detached garage w/living space…
wut
Modern Munsters House.
Nice house for a white dude.
Ugly, shitty Mc Mansion. Pass.
3,800 square feet is hardly a McMasion.
No 12th man on any NBA team would even give this “Cracker Crib” a 2nd look ….
LOL who the heck designed this place? That CAN’T be the front entrance on the side there. Anybody ever hear the word “landscaping”? Wow…
That’s what I thought. Inside is cool but the outside looks like shit. It looks like one of the model houses builders put up when a new neighborhood is being developed. Here are the 5 models choose one. No character, no grass, just barely paved roads and like 7 houses.