Buy A Donald Trump 2020 Election Tailgating Rally Wagon

My beat normally consists of sports-inspired tailgating rides, but that industry has been painfully slow this summer as people are in a holding pattern trying to figure out if they’ll be allowed to tailgate at games. People just aren’t selling. I did see a Colts bus on Facebook Marketplace today, but it was pretty typical Indianapolis — nothing too inspiring.

But this tailgating ride definitely caught my attention. What we have here is a Trump 2005 CODA election tailgating bus in New Haven, MI that, according to the seller, is considered a golf cart in his/her neck of the woods. Keep in mind this is an electric vehicle. You’ll be saving the planet and promoting Trump. It’s yours for $10,000.

From the seller:

For sale is my Trump Rally Wagon that successfully assisted a Republican Congressional Candidate to advance to the November General Election. This 48 volt electric van has a top speed of 25 mph and a range of 20 miles on one charge. Sale price includes a 2020 Griffin transport trailer, And all flags and banners. Van comes with five different horns and captures attention wherever is goes. Powered by eight six volt batteries with built in charger. I respectfully request that the Facebook Democrats save their vitriol for November. This offering is Free Speech at its finest! Serious inquiries only. Seller to provide a Bill of Sale to successful purchaser. This is considered a golf cart! Rent this Trump Rally Wagon for one week for $300

Your buddy has a big boat that has like 15 Trump flags flying off the back, but does he have this election bus? No. Tons of people have the 30-footer boats flying the Keep America Great flags. You know how many Trump Coda vans are out there? I’m going out on a limb and saying ONE.

Differentiate yourself this election season. Fill up the eight six-volt batteries and roll down the windows. Roll this bad boy into the hardest hardcore drinking hole in town and you’re about to become a huge celebrity. That can be your life for the next 2.5 months — at least — if you jump on the Trump election bus and take a ride.

(No idea who Lisa McClain is. You might want to replace those signs with air brushed images of Mr. Trump.)

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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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  1. The way the mentally deranged Trump haters are acting today, anyone who put that van on the road better tell his/her family that they love them, because there is a STRONG chance they might not make it back home alive.

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