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Buy A Chiefs-Themed Missouri Duplex, Live In Your Own Kingdom

Are you a Chiefs superfan who needs a place to be a superfan and space for the in-laws to live next door where you can keep an eye on them? If so, then you need to see this unique Joplin, Missouri duplex that has all the touches for a Chiefs superfan who wants to relax on weekends and watch football after taking care of the invalids next door.

Or you might be an investor who wants to live like a Chiefs superfan in a great room featuring a beautiful Chiefs arrowhead while some renter lives next door and pays the mortgage.

There are unique NFL-themed properties and then there’s this one where the homebuilder thought of all the finest touches. Take a look at the great room with a Chiefs football field carpet thing going on with display cases ready to house the Mahomes helmets you won via Facebook Live drawings where people buy lottery balls and one guy wins an autographed helmet.

From the seller’s realtor:

Calling all chiefs fans- this one is for you!! Both sides are currently rented. Total Approximate square foot is 3,437 living space. Each unit has a 1 car garage. Corner lot.

Now for the bad news: Your Chiefs kingdom is 150 miles south of Arrowhead, which means you’ll be cruising back and forth on I-49 to see your Chiefs win the AFC West year after year.

The good news: Starbucks is two miles down the road, it’s .4 miles to the nearest liquor store that’s called Unique Liquor and Wine, Bdubs for Chiefs fan meetups is just three miles from your new kingdom, and it’s just three miles from the nearest Walmart for gameday supplies.

So, if you need a place to dump old people — the side on the left — and you want a place to do some gameday partying without having to get in the car to take bean soup to the invalids, this is your place.

Throw the bean soup on the stove, fire up Nantz and Romo, and wait for your mother-in-law to start bitching about getting her soup. Boom, you deliver the soup, she eats and takes a 10-hour nap. Meanwhile, you watch football and hammer beers.

Think about it. This house just might solve problems in your life.

Mortgage: You’re looking at $1,240 or so a month before taxes and for someone to come out and clean up after the invalids next door. It turns out, it’s quite cheap to live in Joplin, MO.

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Written by Joe Kinsey

I'm an Ohio guy, born in Dayton, who roots for Ohio State and can handle you guys destroying the Buckeyes, Urban Meyer and everything associated with Columbus.

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