Brach’s Now Selling Thanksgiving Dinner Flavored Candy Corn

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Brach’s knew exactly what was missing from your life and it’s the chance to pop turkey dinner tasting candy corn in your mouth this fall. How many times have you been driving around town catching up on errands when you suddenly get the urge to devour a Thanksgiving dinner? At least 3-4 times between October 1 & Thanksgiving, right?

Brach’s has you covered with a Thanksgiving dinner in a candy corn bag filled with flavors that include: green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrot, sweet potato pie, and stuffing.

I never thought a Jetson’s meal pill would become a thing, but here we are with a meal in a bag. Your buddy Chris could stop over to watch some socially distanced football in your man cave this fall and the next thing you know the two of you have consumed a whole Thanksgiving meal, yet you’ve popped only 20 or so candy corn during halftime. What a time to be alive.

How many times have you tried to figure out what to take to a pot luck? BOOM! Grab a bag of these. I guarantee the suburban Facebook moms at the party won’t think of bringing an entire Thanksgiving meal in a bag. You’ll for sure be the hit of the party. Single guys out there should be hoarding bags of this stuff. Take a bag to a party and it’s instant conversation with all the ladies who otherwise wouldn’t have talked to you. They’ll see you as adventurous, thoughtful, and into family because nothing says family like Thanksgiving.

It sounds like Walgreens is selling these. Your mileage may vary. Call ahead to your local store before rushing out.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.


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