Bleached Kim Kardashian Is Destroyed By The Internet

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Somewhere within the depths of New York’s concrete jungle, a magazine publisher told his/her troops it was time to sell some damn magazines. A Zoom call was created.

Woke editors dutifully followed the Zoom link, showed fake enthusiasm, and by the end of that call, it was determined that an ‘American Dream’ issue should feature none other than bleached Kim Kardashian and it would move the needle if her huge fake ass — and a jockstrap — should be on display in front of the red, white and blue.

Or something like that.

Back up the Brinks, bitches!

Out-of-touch New York-based Interview magazine caught up with Kardashian for some dumb interview that very few intelligent adults care about. Ahh, but there are some incredible responses in this one to dissect.

Kim Kardashian bleached magazine photos

INTERVIEW: Global warming. It is actually insane. There are fires in the south of France, the tarmac is melting in England. Do you feel like you do anything to combat and prevent that? I don’t think I do that much, to be honest, and I’m curious what your thoughts are?

KARDASHIAN: I believe in climate change, and I believe that anything can help. But I also believe in being realistic and I think sometimes there’s so much to worry about on this planet, and it can be really scary to live your life with anxiety. I have super climate change–involved friends, and I love learning from them. I do what I can, but you have to pick and choose what really works for you in your life.

Very deep, Kim.

Translation: Her big fake ass isn’t giving up her private jet and you can kiss her giant fake ass if you think she’s going commercial.

Now, let’s get down to the business and why you’re here. You want the Internet’s reaction to Kim Kardashian’s bleached photos. Buckle up. These are good.

Written by Joe Kinsey

Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America.

Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league.

Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.


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    • I’d say karcrashian and the trash mag got what they were after. Well done Joe, you are now a cog in a chain of irrelevance.
      By the way, if these ads, like the Subway one now that I dismissed 15 times in 5 minutes, keep popping up over what I’m trying to read, then that’s it for me and Outkick. You asked if I wanted a sandwich, I said no, don’t keep covering your own content every ten seconds.

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