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Between A Rock And A Hard Piss: Dwayne Johnson Admits To Pissing In Bottles During Workouts

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson claims his workouts get so intense that he pees in water bottles rather than taking a bathroom break like the rest of us that make it to a gym.

“It’s just too hot, sweaty and dirty,” Johnson said to Esquire. “I usually stay pretty hydrated.”

Clearly, this dude feels it’s necessary to maximize efficiency that most us common folk can’t relate to. The rest of civilization binges TV shows like Yellowstone, Only Murders In This Building or Animal Kingdom, meanwhile Dwayne Johnson works out so hard that he doesn’t have time for a piss.

Perhaps this is why Johnson was named Sexiest Man Alive back in 2016?

All we’re saying is that if you see Dwayne Johnson at your local gym, bring a rag and some Lysol. His farts probably smell like protein shake, too.

Gross….

 

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for OutKick.com, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr

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