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Bear Attacks Alaska Woman in Outhouse Toilet

More bad news in America. While a woman was using an outhouse in the Alaska wilderness, a bear hiding in the toilet attacked her from behind and bit her butt.

“I got out there and sat down on the toilet, and immediately something bit my butt right as I sat down,” Shannon Stevens told AP. “I jumped up, and I screamed when it happened.”

Awful, just awful.

Stevens’ brother heard her scream, ran to the outhouse, and lifted the toilet to see what had bitten her. It was a bear.

“I opened the toilet seat, and there’s just a bear face just right there at the level of the toilet seat, just looking right back up through the hole, right at me,” he told the AP. “I just shut the lid as fast as I could. I said, ‘There’s a bear down there, we got to get out of here now!’…And we ran back to the yurt as fast as we could.”

“[My butt] was bleeding, but it wasn’t super bad,” Stevens said while they treated her wound back at the yurt.

We wish Stevens the best. 

Written by Bobby Burack

Bobby Burack covers any news story that deserves attention but focuses on media. His interests include reading Stephen King novels, avoiding traffic on the road, and pretending to solve true-crime mysteries. He still believes Cersei should've won and encourages everyone to always question the news.

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