I’m not really sure what to say here, folks.
Should this article be about Baker Mayfield finally suffering the long-term effects of being tackled by those police officers back in 2017? Or should it be about the imminent invasion of an alien species, come to cancel us all?
Honestly, I don’t know … kind of been going back and forth.
What I can tell you is this: the Cleveland Browns quarterback is almost certain he saw a UFO drop out of the sky Wednesday night on his way home from dinner. Why can I tell you that? Because the man tweeted about it at almost midnight eastern time.
“Almost 100%, Em and I just saw a UFO drop straight out of the sky on our way home from dinner… we stopped and looked at each other and asked if either of us saw it… Very bright ball of light going straight down out of the sky towards Lake Travis. Anybody else witness this?”
Almost 100%, Em and I just saw a UFO drop straight out of the sky on our way home from dinner… we stopped and looked at each other and asked if either of us saw it… Very bright ball of light going straight down out of the sky towards Lake Travis. Anybody else witness this?
— Baker Mayfield (@bakermayfield) March 4, 2021
I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced.
Somebody needs to get Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Randy Quaid or Bill Pullman on the phone ASAP. Hell, I’d even take Brent freaking Spiner at this point. We need heroes. After months of speculation, they’re here.
I, for one, am willing to offer up a few coronabros.
We also need to locate Baker. We’re all worried about an alien invasion, but he probably needs to be more concerned with the FBI. If you’re going to have over 750,000 Twitter followers, you can’t be leaking classified information.
I’m not ready for the Baker-Colin Cowherd feud to end, so we need to secure amnesty.
Follow Clint Lamb on Twitter @ClintRLamb.