A’s Fan Hit In the Head With Foul Ball, LeBron Blaming His Teammate & Ducks Ride In A Cop Car

PFT is 5-for-5

Guys, we made it. Friday. Five straight days without COVID sky-is-falling negativity out of Florio and PFT. I have to believe that’s a record for Mike. Guys have been hitting each other and yet we’re still not getting negativity. Let’s keep it up.

It’s not all positive news out of the NFL. Ron Rivera revealed a skin cancer diagnosis Thursday, but the team is saying it’s “very treatable.” The league needs guys like Ron out there keeping things interesting, especially in Washington where weirdo Dan Snyder needs some stability this season and Ron was the guy who was going to make that happen. If Rivera needs to step away, expect Jack Del Rio to take over as a temporary head coach.

In Vegas mobster news, Frank Cullotta passed away. “Ya tell ’em, ya know, we need the money. I’m not gonna keep on waiting. And after about the third time if they didn’t listen then you just give ’em a beatin’,” he once told a TV reporter. Cullotta was known for his alliance with Anthony “Ant” Spilotro, who was famously portrayed by Joe Pesci in Casino.

Take a ride down the mobster rabbit hole. It’s Friday, treat yourself a little bit.

Numbers from :

Padres grand slams this week:

Monday: Fernando Tatis Jr.
Tuesday: Wil Myers
Wednesday: Manny Machado
Thursday: Eric Hosmer

They are the first team in MLB history with a grand slam in 4 straight games. pic.twitter.com/1ys0QZRnyp

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) August 21, 2020

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— Miles Klee 🦜 (@MilesKlee) August 20, 2020

LeBron slow on defense because he was complaining to the refs and then blames his teammates when the Blazers hit open 3 pointer. Classic pic.twitter.com/cRiTusOdW8

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) August 21, 2020

But first he’s going to pitch a couple innings of relief (from @SaintWyn) pic.twitter.com/JzSVOD2acg

— Joe Kinsey (@JoeKinseyexp) August 21, 2020

In accordance with my life's mission to make sure every human being on Earth sees this GIF, here's Larry Bird once again blasting Bill Laimbeer in the head with a basketball.

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— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) August 21, 2020

Andre enjoys long walks on the beach and is looking for his soulmate. He also enjoys beating everyone up. pic.twitter.com/99guNCcRWi

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) August 20, 2020

Born Nov. 26, 1969, retired NBA star Shawn Kemp is 18,530 days old today, matching the late Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats @sk40_reignman! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. pic.twitter.com/uhXBmq1aMy

— Brimley/Cocoon Line (@BrimleyLine) August 20, 2020

During the Spanish Flu pandemic, health officials ordered Ohio State's campus closed on a Friday.

They played football the next day — with fans — anyway. pic.twitter.com/6UvGNQHnhp

— RJ Young (@RJ_Young) August 20, 2020

When you finally get sick of your dearly departed grandmother… pic.twitter.com/XdsCo7cGEQ

— Assholes Of Findlay (@findlayassholes) August 21, 2020

As if 2020 couldn't get any crazier… Next week we could have TWO Cat 1 hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico. We will be watching this VERY closely! https://t.co/rarnNUyQvE pic.twitter.com/DAJDxfTyG7

— Meaghan Thomas (@megtomwx) August 21, 2020

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