Apple To Release Ridiculous Pregnant Man Emoji Defying All Logic

If you’re an Apple iPhone owner, well then chances are you’re gearing up for the iOS 15.4 update.

New features include: face ID with a mask, 37 new emojis and one pregnant man.

No, that wasn’t a mistake. Apple is going ALL IN in the name of being inclusive by featuring a new pregnant man and pregnant person emoji.

But question is, how the hell is this inclusive? We’ve all had “the talk”, and frankly, we all — well most of us, have some sense.

Biological men cannot and will never, become pregnant. In a world full of lies and debatable things, this is an absolute fact. But Apple, in all its big tech and progressive glory, denies logic. They want you to believe this is real. That this can happen. That it’s normal.

However, this is just misinformation at its finest. But remember when Joe Rogan invited doctors to come on his podcast to speak out against the vaccine? He was labeled an anti-science misinformation spreader who must be silenced.

H-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y.

Apple and progressives will say this is progress, but we all know what it really is: theatre. Seems to be what’s in style in 2022.

Donald Trump Jr.’s theory of why this is a thing, might be the most truthful thing to come out of this whole show.

But never worry, folks, next time you’re chattin’ it up with your male pregnant friend, now you have a special emoji to communicate with!

“Boom, all of the world’s problems have been solved.” – Apple, probably.

Written by Nick Geddes

Nick Geddes is a 2021 graduate of the University of Central Florida with a bachelor’s degree in Journalism. A life-long sports enthusiast, Nick shares a passion for sports writing and is proud to represent OutKick.

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  1. I’m calling him Keystone Ice man. There are already thousands of men who have been pregnant with Keystone belly’s for years.

    This is just more Chinese nonsense trying to turn American men into weak women. The zombies that go along with it deserve their fate.

    The majority of us recognize it for what it is. Chinese propaganda. Use it to make fun of your Keystone drinking buddies.

  2. With Tim Cook leading the company does this really surprise anyone? Just because you head up a major corporation doesn’t mean you’re immune from mental illness.

  3. What is the holy hell??!! If somebody was in a coma in 2012 and just came out of it they would be confused as all hell. The libs have absolutely destroyed our culture. The question is….can we restore sanity.

  4. wow.. Every day, in Every way, I’m glad I am a Linux user…

    Applae software is just the latest LTR of Linux Debian with a little apple-spice to make it controllable by Apple Inc.

    Windows is just a rip-off of stuff we’ve been doing in Linux for the last 2 years, then made into a self-destructing virus-magnet.

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