Outkick Music Festival Drinking Game

There might not be a better representation of 'Merica at its best than the summer music festival. You can't swing a small object around without hitting a hot chick in a crop top, there's more music than your brain can process, and you're never more than a stumble away from a beer stand. No matter what corner of the country you call home, there's a festival for you, from Cali's Coachella, to the CMA fest in Nashvegas, to the very southern tip of Florida's Tortuga Music Festival on the beach in Fort Lauderdale.

Jon Pardi is known for his traditional country tunes, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to...pardi hearty (I'm so sorry). He's one of over 30 country artists on the Tortuga lineup April 15-17. We asked him to help us come up with this year's Outkick Music Festival drinking game--the best way to kill time between opening acts that you've never heard of.

Here's what we came up with:

Every time a headliner mentions tailgating in a song, drink.

Every time you see a tan line that you wish you hadn't, drink. If it's in a place they they can't show on TV, do a shot.

Each time you get sand in a place that you'll find in the shower later, take a drink.

Every time an artist says, "Are you guys having a good time," drink. If you're not, in fact, having a good time, finish your drink. And refill.

Take one sip of your drink for every "make America great again" hat you see, two for every Feel the Bern t-shirt, and if you see someone in a Bill Clinton mask, finish your drink.

Drink anytime you hear someone on stage say the words drink, drank, or drunk.

Every time you see someone get hit by a flying beer, pour out a little of yours to appease the party gods. If you're the one that got hit, Tweet furiously about it until you feel better.

For every bikini you spot, take a drink. If it's red, white and blue, take two. If it's an American flag, stand at attention and salute while you drink.

For every male you spot wearing an American flag Speedo, take a moment to reflect on how if you'd made better life choices, maybe you too would be sporting such a freedom-filled holder of precious cargo.

Every time you see a lone man dancing, join him. Start a movement.

Every time an artist you love turns out to suck live, drink 'til you don't care.

Guitar solo: sip. Violin solo: drink. Steel guitar solo: chug. Accordion solo: polka. Keytar solo: drop everything and lose mind in rage of dancing madness immediately.

Every time you see a girl on a guy's shoulders, drink. Every time you see a guy on a girl's shoulders, pray for her sake that he hasn't been playing the Outkick drinking game.

Find Jon Pardi's music here. A portion of every ticket sale to the Tortuga Music Festival goes to helping save our oceans. Find more info here. And also, I'm on Twitter! Hooray!

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Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021. One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines. Additionally, Travis serves as a co-host of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour conservative radio talk program syndicated across Premiere Networks radio stations nationwide. Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports. Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.