Clay Travis Spanks Mark Cuban on Twitter. Yes, We Are Entertained

Nothing like a Twitter spat to go along with your Saturday college football. Allow our Clay Travis and billionaire NBA owner Mark Cuban to oblige:

It all started innocuously enough Friday evening, with Clay tweeting about our report on TV ratings, and how Fox News' Tucker Carlson beat the NBA head-to-head:

Well, that apparently didn't sit well with Cuban, who responded this morning:

And ... Clay pounces! Wham, bam, first-round KO!

And just to make sure Cuban stays down, Clay adds this haymaker:

Oh, and there's this, for when Cuban finally comes-to and clears away the little birdies that are chirping around his head:

Had enough, Mark? Yeah, that's what we thought. Chicken! Brawwwwwwk, braawwwwk, BRAWWWWWWWWWK!

UPDATE: Apparently, Mark finally woke up from his pugilistically-induced slumber:


Please, in the name of all that's holy, stop this carnage! On second thought, get us some popcorn. Just a hint of salt, and lightly buttered, please. We have our good Zubaz on today, and we don't want to get messy.