Arizona State Students Plan Rally To Remove Kyle Rittenhouse From Campus, Issue Demands

Good news, parents of Arizona State University students! That $30,000 tuition check you're writing every year doesn't just allow your son or daughter to attend 60-minute on-campus support circles. It also allows for your little Sun Devil to spend his or her time planning a rally to prevent a fellow student from attending them too.

That's right, these students are putting their education to good use -- taking all those skills they learned in minority non-normative cisgender studies to draft a list of demands, that among other things, calls for Kyle Rittenhouse to be withdrawn from the university.

As a reminder, less than two weeks ago, 18-year-old Rittenhouse was found not guilty on all charges related to the shooting of three people during the Kenosha riots of 2020.

Rittenhouse is currently enrolled in ASU's online program, though he's expressed interest in attending in-person classes. Student organizations such as MEChA (Movimiento Estudiantil Chicanx de Aztlán), Students for Socialism, and others are planning to rally and protest this week to "Get muderer Kyle Rittenhouse off our campus." The rally is planned for December 1st at 3:30 in the afternoon.

The comical "demands" list drafted by the very woke, unaccepting ASU students asks that people "Join us to demand from ASU that these demands be met to protect students from a violent, blood-thirsty murderer."

To make matters even more ridiculous, MEChA states that Rittenhouse is a racist and that the university's multicultural center should be a safe space from white supremacy. In other words, no white people allowed. Because as we all know, excluding white people is not racist.

It's not all bad for parents of Arizona State students though. At least we know they're attending their creative writing courses.


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