Alabama Grocery Store Sells Tide Championship Chicken, Really

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Every now and then we get an email asking why we pick on Alabama and Kentucky fans so much on OKTC.

The easy answer is because there are just so many things about both fan bases — the most ridiculous, insane, and ill-educated in all of America — that deserve to be made fun of.

Which brings us to the Alabama grocery store aisle.

Scene: obese Bama fan mom waddles down the aisle, multiple children screaming at her ankles.

All appears lost.

The kids won’t eat anything but chips, Coke and cookies.

How can momma make the kids eat healthy?

When, salvation arrives, it’s Championship Chicken!

Frozen fried chicken!

In Alabama colors!

Roll Tide Roll!

God bless you, Alabama, God bless you each and every single one.

Y’all are making me so rich pretty soon I’m going to start buying cars and suits for Tennessee football players.

But first I have to go eat some delectable Championship Chicken for lunch.

I’m hoping the drumstick looks like Bear Bryant.

(Thanks to emailer Matt Price for the above picture).

Frozen Fried Chicken Update: Auburn also has the chicken.

Of course they do.

Thanks to Harrison Plott.

Written by Clay Travis

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