It snowed in Alabama yesterday. This put Alabama fans on the defensive, they were outside of their normal element. (And by “outside of their normal element,” I mean snow piled up on their double wides instead of rain falling off of it.)
But the 85% of Alabama fans, if nothing else, are resourceful.
You give them snow and it doesn’t take them very long to adapt. After all, Bammers are gonna Bammer.
With that in mind I decided to put together my four favorite Bama fans in the snow.
This is our Bama fan sasquatch. He’s got the requisite Bama fan hoodie and if you look closely you can see that he’s carrying bread in one hand and milk in the other. Superb.
Pick a more romantic time to propose than during the snow while she wears her Bama fan elephant hat and you drop down to one knee in your camo gear. You can’t.
You might think that a Bama fan in his truck sliding wildly down the road would be content with trying to keep his truck on the road. You’d think that. But everyone knows that a truck sliding down an icy road isn’t really a truck sliding down an icy road unless you can add a nice “Roll Tide!”
Of course, it could always be worse, you could be an 18 year old freshman at UT, storm Neyland Stadium for a massive snowball fight and start screaming, “Fuck You, Florida,” in concert with your fellow students, many of whom were eight year old second graders the last time Tennessee beat Florida in 2004.