Alabama Fan Crashes Truck Into Waffle House, Gets DUI
Sometimes the cliches are just too easy.
Did a drunk Alabama fan really drive his crimson truck into a Waffle House at 3:45 in the morning?
Yes, yes he did.
The Alabama defenders among you are asking, "How do you know he's a Bama fan, gay Clay?" Well, he crashed a crimson truck into a Waffle House at 3:45. Which other fan base is pulling that off?
Also, he's sitting in the back of the police cruiser in his Bama hat.
Some of y'all are thinking, "Man, that sucks for the employees and people who were eating there." You're only partially right. If the Bama fan hadn't crashed into the Waffle House, he probably would have teabagged people inside.
So either way patrons and employees were going to lose.
It's also important to note that the Bama fan also had a passenger in the truck with him who fled the scene.
Fingers crossed it was Lane Kiffin.