So now we’re set up for an Alabama vs. Notre Dame national title.
I’m rooting for this with all my heart because it would bring together two of the top three dumbest fan bases in America for a game with everything at stake. It’s rare that such things could happen, proof, if we needed it at all, that God reads OKTC too.
So it came to pass on a Saturday night that five chubby Alabama fans stood beneath three Alabama wall decals — and in front of the crimson couch with the houndstooth pillows! — to watch as Stanford lined up for a winning kick against Oregon.
This entire video is a comedy pyramid. (Was I the only person wondering throughout the video what was on the other side of this wall? Don’t worry, you’ll be rewarded).
Just sit back and enjoy, America.
Bama nation’s here to stay.
Roll Tide roll!
Please watch all the way to the end.
The poodle kills me.
Absolutely kills me.