A.J. McCarron Celebrates Mizzou Win by Signing Bama Boobs

Ah, Gallette’s in Tuscaloosa.

One of the best college bars in America.

The place where generations of Bama students have gotten together to drink beers, celebrate wins, and make college memories. 

I love Gallette’s, every time I’ve ever been I’ve had a great time. At least for the times I can remember being there. 

You know the only way Gallette’s could possibly be better?

If you’re Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron, your team is ranked number one in the country, and you’ve just beaten the brains out of yet another SEC foe. 

According to Busted Coverage after polishing off Alabama in the CBS afternoon game, McCarron, the best quarterback in the SEC this year, went out for a nightcap.

And a Bama girl celebrating her 21st birthday asked him to sign her boobs.

Of course she did.

After all, it’s breast cancer awareness week, McCarron was just doing his part to honor boobs.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you come play football in the SEC.

Check out the way McCarron is holding that pen, Nick Saban’s even got his quarterback mastering the boob signing process.

God bless you, Gallette’s.

There are more pictures and further details on the story from the guys at Busted Coverage.

You can read that here.

In football news, the knee looks fine!

And for anyone who gets upset about this, get a life.

I hope someone asks me to sign their boobs just once in my life. (Also, I hope that person is female. But I won’t discriminate.)

Somewhere in Canada Stephen Garcia pushes a Quebec stripper off his lap, shrugs his shoulders, and says, “Just one set of boob autographs? Whatever. Another shot please.”

Written by Clay Travis

OutKick founder, host and author. He's presently banned from appearing on both CNN and ESPN because he’s too honest for both.