ABC Unveils Season 29 ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast Including Carole Baskin And Charles Oakley

ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ revealed today on Good Morning America their upcoming cast for season 29 premiering September 14. Most notably Carole Baskin who clearly fed a man to the tigers and meanest looking man on planet earth in Charles Oakley. This cast of characters is peak 2020.

Here’s the full list:

• AJ McLean
• Vernon Davis
• Skai Jackson
• Johnny Weir
• Kaitlyn Bristowe
• Charles Oakley
• Jeannie Mai
• Justina Machado
• Jesse Metcalfe
• Chrishell Stause
• Anne Heche
• Monica Aldama
• Nev Schulman
• Nelly
• Carole Baskin

Host: Tyra Banks

You know ABC needs boosted ratings when they sign up an alleged murderer for their cast. Vernon Davis should be a perfect selection so he can use his quick football feet and tango with the best of em’. Like this:

Vernon Davis shook 38 so much he stumbled for 5 yards and tackled his own teammate pic.twitter.com/i3Qp8FF3B9

— Danny (@recordsANDradio) September 25, 2017

Carole Baskin seems to be milking this new celebrity status that only Joe Exotic himself could top. She scammed her way into inheriting Exotic’s ranch in their Netflix special, so joining a dancing show on ABC for a check seems right up her alley.

Never forget she already joined Cameo to essentially laugh in the face of Joe Exotic for money. This seems like a strong cast that really puts the “star” in Dancing With The Stars. A nation looking to cut the chord, but maybe a murderer and Nelly can keep us around for a couple months longer?