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A-Rod And Marc Lore Clearly Looking To Move Timberwolves

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Marc Lore and cornball Alex Rodriguez were just announced as owners of the Timberwolves and they couldn’t look more like scheming businessmen. It’s their job to rake in the dough, but they’re obviously doing this to move the team.

No shade though, Alex. We would move this dumpster of an organization too. They stink.

Look at Alex Rodriguez! He comes across like an athletic trainer ready to quit his job and join a pyramid scheme and become his own boss. His own tweet shows his hand that this is more about ‘I’ than ‘we’. For most people, owning sports teams is a business play anyway — it’s just hilarious to see Alex Rodriguez in this position.

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“It’s official, Marc Lore and I are excited to begin a new chapter with the Minnesota Timberwolves and Minnesota Lynx,” Rodriguez’s intern wrote.

And I’m not even mad about the T-Wolves potentially moving out of Minnesota because we would all do the same — except, of course, those who live in Minnesota and who never get bored of all the Antifa parades and police defundings.

Oddly enough A-Rod and Marc Lore are likely to move this team to Seattle, which is an excellent move, even though Seattle is another looting hub that hates police officers. At least the remaining sane civilians in that city can be expected to support the Seattle Supersonics like they did in days of yore. After all, they only moved because of a dispute for a new arena in the city.

It’s time for Marc Lore and JLo’s ex to bring sexy back to Seattle.

Written by Gary Sheffield, Jr

Gary Sheffield Jr is the son of should-be MLB Hall of Famer, Gary Sheffield. He covers basketball and baseball for OutKick.com, chats with the Purple and Gold faithful on LakersNation, and shitposts on Twitter. You can follow him at GarySheffieldJr

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  1. I like your writing, but this is the most fucked up article you have done. The team isn`t gong anywhere! Even if they wanted to move them, the league won`t allow it. They`re saving Seattle for expansion…and expansion $$$. The Twin Cities is a great b-ball market, when a decent product is put on the floor. They had sell outs half of the home schedule in `18 when they made the playoffs. Stop dreaming about something that isn`t going to happen……good fuckin` grief!

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