7 things not allowed into 2014

Okay guys, it's that time again. The time where we all put our heads together and decide what we will and won't allow into the New Year. This is America, and we need to take a stand. So I've gotten us started with a running list below. Last year, I had a whopping 11 things that I forbade in 2013. (2012 was a really annoying year for me. I discovered Chubbies, Jessica Simpson was pregnant for forever, Florida didn't go away... just, everything. Ugh.) For some reason I must've been less annoyed this year, because I only have seven concrete bannings for the year 2014. Please let me know if I've left any out.  

1. Selfies.

2. Luke Bryan’s skinny jeans.

3. Being “Gluten Free”

4. Public sonogram pictures.

5. Justin Bieber’s tattoos.

6. Miley Cyrus’ tongue and genital region.

7. The entire state of Florida (again).

True story: I literally cannot count how many times I’ve been halfway listening to the news and missed the first part of it, but then some detail of the story catches my ear because it’s so inexplicably bizarre and I say out loud to whoever is around me, “Bet ya that’s in Florida” … AND THEN IT IS.

If you think I’m being too harsh on the sunshine state, then please take a moment to read this article for yourself. Now. PLEASE. With haste! I do not want to be the only one who knows all of this:

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Clay Travis is the founder of the fastest growing national multimedia platform, OutKick, that produces and distributes engaging content across sports and pop culture to millions of fans across the country. OutKick was created by Travis in 2011 and sold to the Fox Corporation in 2021. One of the most electrifying and outspoken personalities in the industry, Travis hosts OutKick The Show where he provides his unfiltered opinion on the most compelling headlines throughout sports, culture, and politics. He also makes regular appearances on FOX News Media as a contributor providing analysis on a variety of subjects ranging from sports news to the cultural landscape. Throughout the college football season, Travis is on Big Noon Kickoff for Fox Sports breaking down the game and the latest storylines. Additionally, Travis serves as a co-host of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show, a three-hour conservative radio talk program syndicated across Premiere Networks radio stations nationwide. Previously, he launched OutKick The Coverage on Fox Sports Radio that included interviews and listener interactions and was on Fox Sports Bet for four years. Additionally, Travis started an iHeartRadio Original Podcast called Wins & Losses that featured in-depth conversations with the biggest names in sports. Travis is a graduate of George Washington University as well as Vanderbilt Law School. Based in Nashville, he is the author of Dixieland Delight, On Rocky Top, and Republicans Buy Sneakers Too.