5 Tips to Help You Survive Valentine's Day

Not unlike Clay’s sexuality, Valentine’s Day is extremely polarizing, meaning all of y’all have differing opinions on it. Some of you love it, some of you hate it, some of you think Clay is a gay Muslim. (Will there ever be a time when that line isn't absolutely perfect to weave into any story? God, I hope not.) No matter what your feelings may be, Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and we need to talk about it

Done correctly, Valentine’s Day can enhance the deep emotional, mental and physical bond between a man and a woman. Done incorrectly, it can ruin your life. What I’ve learned over the years is that most men just don’t get it*. Things that I previously thought of as complete common sense are actually things that I absolutely need to spell out for y’all. So, regardless of where you are in your romantic endeavors or what stage you’re at in your love life, I have a few essential tips to help any man, single or taken, survive February 14th.

3. Leading up to Valentine’s Day, refrain from discussing Valentine’s Day around any females4. If you’re single this Valentine’s Day, keep it that way.5. Lastly, do not propose on Valentine’s Day.