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38% of Americans Would Give up Sex for a Year to Travel Again

Still stuck in your home because of COVID? Had to cancel that planned vacation? Haven’t gone anywhere fun but a few times in 12 months? I get it, you are frustrated, but how frustrated? That’s the question.

According to a recent survey by Trivago, Americans are so fed up with staying at home that 38% of them are willing to, get this, give up sex for an entire year if it meant they could travel again. We are talking Americans here. For an entire year.

(Are you hearing me? Americans.)

It appears that staying home for so long has caused us to become a less loving country, and I don’t mean just toward the other political party. The survey found that 1 in 5 people said they would dump their partner if it meant they could take a trip in the near future. Ouch, people are already getting dumped for owning cats and for not taking COVID as seriously as Dr. Fauci.

Americans have had enough. And then there is this: Trivago found that 48% of Americans would give up their job to travel soon. Uhh, really? Must have counted a lot of “too white” Coca-Cola workers already soon to get the boot.

It’s sad to see Americans so desperate. If there are two things Americans agree on, it’s money and sex. Now, it sounds like many might be willing to part ways with one or both just to get away from home. Rough country out there.

Written by Bobby Burack

Bobby Burack covers media, politics, and sports at OutKick.

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  1. ‘The survey found that 1 in 5 people said they would dump their partner if it meant they could take a trip in the near future.’

    My guess is it’s mostly childless women on birth control who need to keep up their career and get their Dubai, Caribbean Island, or Mexico pictures in.

    • A better survey would be to see how many people would give up sex for a year if it meant they didn’t have to wear a mask, take the vaccine, or will never see Dr. Fauci again.

  2. Could also be the limitless variety (read: if you can imagine it, you can watch it) of free pornography at everyone’s fingertips. Revolver and I think Drudge both push this line of thinking.

  3. Haven’t gone anywhere in 12 months?? lol… It’s great to live in FL where we can basically do whatever the fuck we want haha.

    Side note: I would not give up sex just to travel.. It would have to be multiple locations/trips all expenses paid. Then I could get by spankin the monkey for a while.

  4. I live in CA and have been traveling as much if not more during the lockdowns. Going to other sane states that allow people to live. Happily spending my money else where. Liked Texas so much we are moving there in September (along with half of my state, hopefully people don’t ruin it)

  5. FYI, airports are open. Except for 9/11, I’ve never seen a better time to travel! Your get 3 seats to yourself & there are loads of deals on both flights & hotels. Most of the Covidiots ARE hiding under the bed. Remember the whole Constitution, Preamble & Amendments’ stuff? The First Amendment give me the Right to Assemble ( i.e., travel as I see fit…) Even the homicidal, narcissistic Gov of NY can’t stop free Americans from LEGAL activities- like travel.

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